So I have came across a little known fact about the Republican Vice Presidential candidate........she doesn't poop.....ever! Now I know that this may be news to some while others are saying big deal I already knew that, but you see this is a critical piece of info because if you don't poop you truly aren't human. This small bit of intelligence leads us to many many questions. So if Palin cant or doesn't produce fecal matter then is she a robot? An Alien perhaps? The answer is no. You see over the years conservative republicans become more and more uptight to the point where their ass hole actually disappears and they can no longer take anything in the butt or release any solid waste. So now they can no longer enjoy eating normal food as you and I enjoy so much, instead they only consume souls, dreams, and love. Thus causing them to grow a bitter hatred towards life and only find happiness through guns and religion. Rationality has decreased among the once proud republican party creating a scene of chaos and redundancy in everything they say or do. The rightwingers are getting older and more tired by the minute. Hopefully someday their assholes will grow anew and a fountain of feces will come rushing forth from their shit filled bodies. We are all praying for you to join the human race again Palin.
